One Controversial Pineapple Pizza, Coming Up! Goat Simulator 3’s Deliciously-Disgusting Trophy
One of the most talked-about achievements in Goat Simulator 3 is ‘Deliciously Disgusting.’ This achievement requires players to commit the most unthinkable culinary sin: making a nice, hot, artisan-style Pineapple Pizza. Yes, even in a world of chaos, some things are just universally considered an abomination.
Hunting The Abominana (Pineapple Person)
Before you can offend every Italian chef on the planet, this is Goat Simulator 3, where getting a simple piece of fruit involves kidnapping. Your main target is a pineapple, but it’s not just ANY pineapple. You need to find a living, breathing, walking pineapple person, otherwise known as an Abominana. These poor souls can be found wandering around Fruitopia, blissfully unaware of their doughy, cheesy fate. Your best bet is to check the beach huts on the western side of Fruitopia, near a trash fire.
Once you spot one, it’s GO(AT) TIME! Lick it with your terrifyingly long tongue and prepare to drag your new fruity hostage on a journey. You can either drag them all the way back to Newtown or, if you’re a goat of class, stuff them in your motorbike’s storage for a more civilized (and faster) road trip.
If you have the Flying Broom from the base game, this whole kidnapping ordeal becomes a lot easier. Just picture it: a goat, flying on a broom, with a screaming pineapple person dangling from its tongue. It captures the essence of what the Goat Simulator franchise is in a nutshell.
Locating the Butch- I Mean, Pizza Parlor
With your pineapple hostage secured, make your way to Newtown and look for Agora Pizza on the northern side of town. It looks like your average pizza joint, but little do they know, it’s about to become the scene of a culinary controversy.
IMPORTANT TIP! Bring your pineapple ingredient with you INSIDE the shop! If you have the pizza assembled and then go to get the forbidden fruit, the pizza will despawn. As in real life, one does not leave a half-finished pizza-to-be lying around.
Also, keep your tongue on your pineapple person to stop them from escaping. They have a surprising knack for self-preservation and will try to bolt for the door. If you own the Multiverse of Nonsense DLC, use the Leash Gear to keep them from escaping their delicious-abominable destiny.
Let’s Lick a Pineapple Pizza!
Alright! You’ve got your location, your key ingredient, and now, you’ve got the time to craft the pizza that has divided humanity for decades:
- Grab a Pizza Base: You’ll find a pizza base conveniently sitting on the counter. Lick it and carry it over to the prep area.
- Add Tomato Sauce: Look for a can of tomato sauce. Lick it, carry it over, and drop it onto your pizza base.
- Get Cheesy: Find the cheese and do the same. Lick, carry, drop. Your pizza is looking respectable; however, the next step will take the dish into the realm of controversy.
- The Final Insult: Grab your pineapple person…(deep breath to calm the nerves) and drop them onto the pizza.
- Bake It: Carefully lick your fully-loaded “pizza” and carry it over to the pizza oven. You don’t have to watch (but I enjoy watching bread bake).
Final Thoughts: Goat Simulator 3‘s Most Sinister Acts
Once the oven dings, your Pineapple Pizza will be ready. The ‘Deliciously Disgusting’ achievement should pop, and you can bask in the glory of your accomplishment. You’ve successfully created a culinary crime and earned a trophy for it. Now, go enjoy your… artisanal creation. At least try it out of respect for the Abominana you sacrificed to make it.
