EA Rebrands Criterion—And Burnout Fans Are Not Okay
EA has gone and done it now! Criterion Games, the legendary studio behind the absolutely bonkers Burnout series and some pretty decent Need for Speed entries, has officially been rebranded as “Criterion – A Battlefield Studio.” Because apparently, nothing says “we care about our legacy franchises” quite like slapping Battlefield branding on everything, right?
What Does This Mean for Criterion Games’ Future?
Let’s be honest here—this move is about as subtle as a Burnout crash compilation. The official website for Criterion Games now proudly displays their new identity, and frankly, it’s giving me major corporate overlord vibes. You know that feeling when your favorite indie coffee shop gets bought by Starbucks? Yeah, it’s exactly like that, but with more explosions and significantly fewer lattes.
The studio that once gave us the pure, unadulterated joy of watching cars explode in slow motion is now apparently all-in on the military shooter bandwagon. And honestly? It hurts a little. Remember when Burnout Paradise made us believe that open-world racing could be absolutely magical? Those were simpler times, my friends.
Why This Rebrand Feels Like a Slap in the Face
Here’s the thing that’s really grinding my gears: Criterion Games didn’t just make racing games—they made experiences. Burnout wasn’t just about driving fast; it was about the pure chaos of high-speed destruction. Need for Speed under their guidance had that perfect blend of street racing culture and adrenaline-pumping action that made you feel like you were living in a Fast & Furious movie.
But now? Now they’re “A Battlefield Studio.” Not “the creators of Burnout” or “the masterminds behind some of Need for Speed’s best entries.” Nope, they’re defined entirely by their work on someone else’s franchise. It’s like watching your favorite musician become a cover band—technically still making music, but missing that spark that made them special in the first place.
The Writing Was Already on the Wall
To be fair, this rebrand isn’t exactly shocking news. Criterion Games has been working on Battlefield projects for a while now, and their racing game output has been… well, let’s just say “inconsistent” would be putting it kindly. But seeing it made official still stings like getting blue-shelled right before the finish line.
The real kicker? A new Burnout has never looked less likely. With this official pivot to Battlefield, it seems like EA has made their priorities crystal clear, and unfortunately, high-speed vehicular mayhem isn’t on the agenda.
