Date Everything: The Romance Sim Finally Gets A Release Date
If you’ve ever looked around your home and thought, “If these walls could talk…”—congrats, they now can. And they might ask you to dinner. Date Everything, the long-awaited fever dream of a dating sim where your entire house is up for romance, officially has a release date: June 17, 2025.
Launching on PC, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch, this is shaping up to be the most unhinged, charmingly chaotic dating sim of the year—and we say that with love.
So, Uh, What Exactly Is Date Everything?
Date Everything! June 17th on PC & consoles!
🏠 Sandbox dating sim in your home
🥰 100 fully voiced dateable characters
💓 Multiple endings for each character
🗣️ 1.2 million words & 70,000 voice lines
🎙️ An ENORMOUS castFind the object of your affection in the full trailer:… pic.twitter.com/0YyXfRwJma
— Date Everything! (@DateEverything) April 10, 2025
In Date Everything, you slip on a pair of “dateviator” glasses and unlock the ability to see—and more importantly, talk to—animated versions of the objects in your home. That’s right. Your boiler? Has a personality. Your front door? A bouncer who values friendship, his name is Dorian, by the way. There’s also Harper the laundry hamper, Winnifred the boiler, and a whole lot more where that came from. (The treadmill, Kristof, scares us just a wee bit, though!)
The developers have gone all-in on the absurdity—and instead of pulling back, they’re doubling down. Every object is fully voice-acted. Every relationship path is dynamic. And yes, you can romance them. Or be best friends. Or mortal enemies. It’s your house. You choose the vibes.
What Took So Long?
Originally slated for a Valentine’s Day release (of course), Date Everything was pushed back to June for additional testing. Why? Because when you’re building a game with 100+ characters, hundreds of branching dialogue options, and emotional arcs for kitchen cabinets, things get complicated fast.
The devs opted to take the time to polish it, making sure everything runs smoothly. If your boiler’s confession of love bugs out mid-cutscene, that’s immersion-breaking. They get it. We get it.
100+ Fully Voiced Characters
You know those 100+ characters we talked about? Yeah, they all need voice actors to bring them to life and the cast is stacked like a triple-decker sandwich of fan favorites:
- Matt Mercer (because obviously)
- Laura Bailey (you knew she’d show up)
- Ben Starr
- Neil Newbon
- Troy Baker, who we assume is playing either the bookshelf or the existentially sad blender
With talent like this, don’t be surprised if your hallway mirror delivers a monologue that makes you question your own romantic life.
Each character has multiple endings based on your choices—ranging from friendship to heartbreak to full-on love confession. This isn’t just a novelty sim. It’s got depth. (And possibly a love triangle involving your microwave.)
Gameplay and Trailer Breakdown
A new trailer introduces us to Skylar, the game’s digital host and your guide through the house-romancing chaos. Skylar gives players the rundown on how the “dateviator” system works—basically, everything in your house is now sentient and looking for connection.
The gameplay has visual novel mechanics: lots of dialogue choices, time management, and relationship-building. But there’s a twist—since you’re essentially living with everyone you’re dating, choices ripple outward. Pick a fight with the TV? The remote might get cold with you, too. And the fridge? Don’t even think about ghosting it. That one remembers everything!
Genre-Bending or Genre-Defining?
We’ve seen some wild dating sims before—Hatoful Boyfriend, I Love You, Colonel Sanders, Dream Daddy—but Date Everything looks like it’s aiming to carve out its own little shrine in the temple of bizarre brilliance.
It’s equal parts absurd, heartfelt, and clever. If the writing can match the concept (and with this cast, we’re hopeful), it could be 2025’s most memorable genre-bender—a game that’s funny on the surface but surprisingly rich underneath.
Final Thoughts: Should You Be This Excited? Honestly, Yeah.
At first glance, Date Everything might seem like a joke. But the more you look at it, the more you realize: this is an honest-to-goodness, well-produced dating sim with actual narrative depth. You just happen to be dating the objects in your house!
So if you’re ready to woo your toaster, argue with your closet, and find true love in the dishwasher—Date Everything is waiting for you.
Mark your calendars. Get your glasses ready. And maybe give your furniture a little extra respect from now on. You never know who’s watching (…creepy).
